Dear Man at the Fitness Center,
I would like to speak on behalf of all the users of the cardio equipment and BEG you to stop walking around without your shirt. I don’t care if you have just come from the pool or if you have been lifting weights or even singing show tunes to nursing home residents – put your shirt on! This is western Okla-stinkin-homa, buddy, not southern California. You are pale and hairy. So please, put your “I heart BBQ” t-shirt back on before you catch a chill.
Sweaty lady on the elliptical machine